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The Pants Department

Useful, accurate advice on washing, drying, storing and generally keeping pants alive. Written in the house voice. Fact-checked more carefully than the jokes.

How Often Should You Wash Jeans?

on /Denim/3 min read

Less often than you wash a shirt, more often than a certain corner of the internet insists. Here is how to tell when it’s time.

How to Read a Care Label

on /Care Labels/3 min read

Five shapes, a handful of dots and lines, and one small tag that knows more about your pants than you do.

Why Some Pants Say Dry Clean Only

on /Specialty Care/3 min read

Your trousers are not being dramatic. Some fabrics really do change permanently in water. Here’s which ones, and why.

How to Keep Black Pants Black

on /Color & Fabric/2 min read

Black pants don’t turn grey overnight. They turn grey one hot, crowded, over-soaped wash at a time.

Why I’m Asking Before I Start Washing

on /Dispatches/2 min read

Most businesses find out whether anyone wants them after they open. I’d rather know first. Also, I need to know how many pants to expect.

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