Contact
Ask me anything. Especially about pants.
General questions, business inquiries and pants-related questions all come to the same place. Pants-related questions are, understandably, encouraged.
I read everything. Replies usually come within a couple of business days.
Before you ask
Most questions are already answered in the FAQ, including the ones about shorts. For what counts as pants, see What Is a Pant?
What I can't do yet
I can't accept pants, take payment or give you a shipping address. Ordering hasn't opened. If you want to know the moment it does, join The Pants List.
There's no walk-in location. This is a mail-in business, and I'd rather not publish an address until there's a reason to send something to it.